The day after my Mom's birthday, my Sister and I took her to Portland for a suprise weekend. (We had never done anything big for my Mom's birthday before but figured '60' deserved something big.)

On our way there, we stopped at The Beanery in Eugene to get coffee. (My Sister likes to make lots of stupid faces for the camera.)

I propped my camera up on a newspaper stand for this shot. (If you don't know how to use the self-timer on your camera, you should learn how.)
Since my car doors won't unlock with the remote, I set my camera and my coffee on top of the car while I unlocked the door.
And then we got back on the freeway.
About thrity minutes later, we heard a rattling sound on top of the car. It only lasted a brief moment though so we didn't give it another thought.
Another thirty minutes into the drive, I decided to pull off the freeway for gas.
As I slowed down, the rattling sound got louder (You know where this is going don't you?) and upon coming to a complete stop, I saw my camera fly off the top of my car, bouncing onto the hood and then flying into the air again, landing along the side of the road about 30 feet away from my car.
I just sat there frozen.
My sister said, "Oh shit!", threw the car door open and jumped out to grab my camera.
And my Mom just sat there asking, "What's going on?"
(Those who know us well know how predictable all three of our responses were.)
There was a homeless guy on the side of the freeway who had watched the hold tragedy unfold. He just stood there shaking his head and said, "That ain't going to be good."
I expected my Sister would return with a handful of camera pieces.
But the camera was intact with just a few scratches and a broken hinge where my memory card goes.
It's a Nikon.
The first thing I did was take a picture to make sure it still worked.

It worked. (The focus on my lens is a bit off now so I'll have to send it in and realistically, I should send in the whole camera to be checked at the same time.)

Once we got to Portland, we stopped for lunch at Jade Bistro. (My Sister found it on Yelp.com.)
So good.
And then, much to my Sister's dismay, we went antique shopping in Sellwood.
I didn't get any pictures though (because I was busy antique shopping.)

But I did get a picture of my Sister and my Mom carrying the orange bench I scored for Coley's room.

And I did get a picture of these flowers only because I want to be better about photographing the little details around me.

Later, we checked into our hotel room (which was right across the street from this lovely mural) and then we went shopping on 23rd.
I should have taken some pictures of our hotel room because it looked like whoever designed it was on a bad acid trip...which might lead someone to believe that I know what it's like to be on a bad acid trip...but thankfully, I do not. (And just to clarify, I don't know what it's like to be on a good acid trip either.)
My Sister picked the hotel.
In my Sister's defense, it was clean and contemporary, had free parking and was centrally located (and she has no appreciation of anything that dates past 1995-ish.)
So I forgive her.
And then we went out to dinner at an Ethiopean Restaurant called E'Njoni.
I didn't get any pictures but I have to say that I'm not a big fan of Ethiopean food. (Plus, I had spinach au'gratin from Ruth's Chris Steakhouse on my mind.)
And this may not be funny to anyone reading but when I went to pump the bottle of hand-sanitizer provided by the restaurant (because you eat Ethiopean food with your fingers) it shot about 15 ft. (I kid you not.) and landed on the jacket of an unsuspecting patron.
I thought I was going to pee myself it was so funny.
After dinner, I made my Sister call in a to-go order of spinach au'gratin to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse. (Real food.)
When we got back to the hotel, I realized it was just creamed spinach though.
So I called Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, informed them of their tragic error, got back in my car and picked up my spinach au'gratin (because I am not lacking in the determination dept.)

The next morning, my Mom and I were up at 6:38 am (because we're morning people.)
My Sister however, was still trying to sleep at 6:38 am (because she's not a morning person.)
When she growled and asked us what time it was, my Mom crawled into bed with her, told her it was 7 am (because she knew how cranky my Sister would be if she knew it were 6:38 am) and started kissing her to lighten her mood.
I figured I'd help lighten the mood too so I started jumping up and down on her bed hollering, "Good morning!"
Because that always lightens the mood.
I can't believe I have a Sister that doesn't like antiques or the morning.

The breakfast joint we found on Yelp wasn't open yet (apparently they're not morning people either) so we decided to hang out at the coffee shop down the road for awhile.
If you ever go to the Dragonfly Coffee House, be sure to order the drink they make that has milk, orange juice and vanilla syrup shaken over ice. I can't remember the name of it but it's delicious.
And then I had the best breakfast of my life at Besaw's. (Eggs Benedict Florentine.)

And then we took my mom to get a massage and a facial and a foot bath at a place called the Dragontree Holistic Day Spa. (My sister and I just got facials.)
If you ever go there, get a facial from Cassie (it's magic.)
And then we had lunch at some Greek place (can't remember the name), dropped my Sister off at the airport and hopped back on the freeway to make the four hour drive home.
Loved getting all that time with you Mom.