Josh and I decided to take the kids up to Portland a few weekends ago (just never got around to posting about it though).
We decided to go to the Portland Zoo and to Multnomah Falls.
My idea of a vacation weekend involves sleeping in until until 7am or so, grabbing some breakfast on our way out of town and leisurely making our way to our destination.
Unfortunately, Josh's idea of a vacation weekend involves packing the car the night before, waking up at 4:00am and being on the road by 5:00am so that we can get to our destination early.
So we threw the kids in the car in their p.j.'s and were on the road by 5:15am.
By 6:00am everyone was awake.
By 7:ooam (as cute as they are) I was ready to rip my hair out with all the fighting, whining complaining, nose picking, etc.
The good news is that Josh can just about always finds a way to make me lighten up.
And every time we drive past Eugene, he always stops at my favorite coffee shop, the Beanery even though it is completely out of our way (and is the hometown of the Oregon Ducks).
When we got off the freeway, Coley looked around and said "What a minute, are we in Duck City?"
A quick diaper change (there in the lower left corner of the frame) and a little more fighting and we were back on the road (only now I was much happier because I had a Mexican Mocha; light on the chocolate and a bagel with cream cheese in my belly).
We got everyone dressed and did everyone's hair in the parking lot of the Portland Zoo.

The squirrel statue had cheeks just like Annie and reminded me of this post.
It was Annie's first time at the zoo and she loved it (except for the cardboard cutout lion that snuck up on her)...

And while she was completely impressed with the whole experience, Coley & Courtney were still fighting and complaining. In fact, one of them (I won't name any names, but their first name begins with the letter 'C') even said at one point during our fun-filled-family-vacation-to-the-zoo, "I'm bored."
Ummmmm.....................................................................
WE'RE AT THE FREAKING ZOO...AND YOU'RE A KID...AND WE PLANNED THIS WHOLE WEEKEND SO OUR UNGRATEFUL LITTLE KIDS COULD HAVE SOME FUN...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?
And that's precisely the point in the day when my (lack of) patience had been spent.
So I took a few more pictures (but not nearly as many as I would normally take) of my ungrateful & bored kids at the zoo before we left to find a hotel and grab some lunch at the Spaghetti Factory...
Where I refueled my spent patience with a salad, warm sourdough bread dipped in pesto dressing and spinach ravioli's.
And then Annie and I hung out at the hotel and played while Josh and Coley and Courtney Lee went to the store to find water wings for the hotel swimming pool.
Yes, I wear jeans to the pool (I have irrational issues with my sausage legs, remember?) Oh, and that scar on the top of my foot...remind me to tell that story sometime.
When I left to go pick up dinner for everyone, the scene looked something like this (minus the appropriately named 'Pool Party' action from Totally Rad Actions that I used on this shot).
I told Josh to keep a close eye on Annie because I was worried she might fall in the pool. He calmly replied "If she falls in, it's no big deal, I'll just get her out." Mind you this is the same man that makes Annie wear a bike helmet when she plays on the slide in our backyard (seriously...I'll find a picture to prove it) and won't let the girls run downhill because he thinks they aren't 'sure-footed' enough...but has no problem with a two year old falling into the deep end of the pool.
When I got back, I walked to the pool carrying a stack of dinner boxes and drinks.
They weren't at the pool.
So I headed to the elevator and up to our room.
When I opened the door Annie was all wet and hollering "Hey Mamma, Yannie fell in the pool!" Josh was all wet too from plucking her out of the deep end of the pool after hollering loud enough to bring in some spectators (there is nothing that Josh dislikes more than drama and/or making a scene...both of which he accomplished beautifully).
Josh said Annie handled it really well...even floated back up to the top of the water with her hands above her head and that she didn't even cry too hard (poor Courtney Lee on the other hand was sitting in a fetal position in the corner while the event took place, screaming that her baby sister was drowning...she's a softy).
So we spent the rest of the night watching a movie (American Girl - it's really cute) in our p.j.'s, eating Pizza from Pizza Schmitza, fruit smoothies from Jamba Juice and really good Thai food from the Thai Orchid (my favorite Thai place).
More from the weekend tomorrow.